



Realistic and curious.
I would prefer somebody who likes frequent, involving discussions about everything and anything. About books. About the little nuances in what makes a good movie a good movie. About people. Conversation over a cup of coffee. I don't know why it is that people allow their genitalia to lead themselves about by the nose, I can't put myself in the mindframe of a person who dates somebody purely for their looks. I mean, there's the obvious benefits: satisfy a primal notion--but if that's all you've got going, what a joke you are to call it a 'relationship', or even something as mawkish as 'true love.' It's doomed to fall apart.
However, my contempt doesn't apply to friends with benefits. The entire contract is based on the mutual understanding that both parties need to get their freak on every now and then. Understand that I have qualms only with the people who clumsily sling around the word "love".
But I digress. In a partner, in addition to brains, I think that I'd need somebody with looks. You probably anticipated it: real tall, huge breasts, incredible hips, roundish belly, pretty face, smooth skin...but how unfair of me to lust for pretty women when I have so little to reciprocate with? By all superficial measures, I'm an ugly duckling. Pockmarked by the manacles of boyhood and grayed on the fringe of manhood.
Anyway, I get out. And I'd love to have somebody who wouldn't mind going to parties with me (as long as it isn't in excess) or perhaps I could tag along to parties with them, or social gatherings. Whatever.
I like to exercise, for health reasons, not for looks. My bottom's glued to my computer seat during the hours of Photoshop, looking up new science research, random video games and other useless time vampires. So I guess it'd be fun to have a partner who doesn't mind a few of the games I enjoy, exercise with me (yoga, even) or wouldn't mind prying me away from my seat every now and again to
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